| LADIES! Oliver snores. |
[14 Oct 2006|11:07pm] |
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FOR SALE: a pair of Wood's used knickers. Bidding starts at 5 galleons!
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| Banana! |
[04 Oct 2006|11:41am] |
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Banana, would you like to go ice skating?
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[02 Oct 2006|12:00am] |
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SOMEONE BROKE MY WAND! FESS UP. WHO DID IT?
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[28 Sep 2006|11:58pm] |
I AM NEVER GETTING OFF THIS BOAT. EVER.
But a few people may go overboard!
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[25 Sep 2006|09:18pm] |
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LEE!! BELL! BUBBLES! NYMPHY? WOOD? EHCH?
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[25 Sep 2006|08:29pm] |
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FRED!
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[25 Sep 2006|05:22pm] |
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HANNAH ABBOTT!
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| He'll break your heart. |
[21 Sep 2006|12:16pm] |
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I've been stood up. Watch out for that Oliver bloke, girls. He's a shady one.
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| YOU'RE ALL INVITED |
[18 Sep 2006|02:59pm] |
OLIVER WOOD IS THE BEST QUIDDITCH PLAYER THAT HAS EVER LIVED!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO OLIVER'S NON-DATE LUNCH TOMORROW, 12:30 SHARP. Meet at the MOM. Lunch is on Oliver! No need to RSVP. I don't want to feed your boring old owls!
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[17 Nov 2005|06:02pm] |
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Anyone wishing to thank me can send presents to 93 Diagon Alley. I accept both wizard and muggle money, presents, and biscuits (un-poisoned). And while you're there, why not check out our new line of jokes? For anyone who reads this: 25% off a purchase worth 25 galleons or more!
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[16 Nov 2005|09:05am] |
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DOES THIS THING STILL WORK?
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[28 Jul 2004|04:20am] |
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Fred is nutters.
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[12 Jul 2004|03:59pm] |
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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| Calling all Banana Flavored Turtles! |
[17 Jun 2004|03:28am] |
Miss Abbott, it just occured to me that I do not know your summer plans. Please fill me in ASAP.
They better involve me, Hogsmeade, and two words that start with S.
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| Names not Percy, you know. |
[10 Jun 2004|11:20pm] |
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No one tells me anything anymore.
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[01 Jun 2004|10:54pm] |
I've que trabalham no jokeshop por sobre um mês agora, e I'm em nenhuma parte perto de recuperar o que foi perdido. Nós éramos melhores fora de três anos há. I'm não um a dar acima fàcilmente, mas I don't sabem quanto mais deste mim podem fazer exame. Felizmente, nós tivemos o dinheiro em Gringotts e não tudo foi perdido, mas... Ele ajuda de doesn't que Fred tem nutters completamente idos. Eu poderia realmente usar o direito agora, mas he's fora em alguma missão ruddy. It'd seja uma coisa se estiver salvando realmente nosso irmão, mas dos olhares de sua colheita justa do jornal he's acima das meninas! Eu suponho que algumas coisas nunca mudam, mesmo quando um assenta bem em um pirata sangrento. Hannah's ido mental em mim, demasiado. Tempo do exam de It's, eu sei, mas parece traga mais do que usual. Can't parecem cheer a. Eu perdi meu toque completamente?
Something wrong with me?
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[28 May 2004|11:07pm] |
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Gpwwpg?
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[24 May 2004|03:36am] |
U rb npddus rzpce Odsf. Rld, egs kpws tgpa. I don't have time for gut oppvutglstt. Sea wolf, ulfssf.
U nlfsd uo Htpaht tecww grt egs wsm ep dsrf egut. Us fpsl'e dfrvvm breesd. U kcte fpl'e nrle rlmpls svts ep dsrf ue. Gsyulh sledust aduqre ut fcbz. Uo aspvs ekws egs eubs ep zdsrw ue tp zs ue. Aspavs rds bpdt vuwsvm ep zdsrw r gsy... wizards rdl'e tp hppf nueg bchhvs bsegpfs.
U zse U ipcvf brws ospvs ardrlpuf. Vuws egut:
EGUT FPS LPE TRM RLMEGULH:
Hermione ghg fi gddu Draco. Hdr gfkgj er Hermione fjdpg dand Ron ajfhdg sreld fjtkf. Okjdx Draco gfg eff fkj Harry. Qef U weikg fjkrt Hermione. Wef yj klrt asim nkld Blaise zdjflg. Wer fjkdle DIE DIE DIE Ernie. Q f gflzll Professor Snape rlf Trelawney. Kdf ckfgmj pol wert. Pansy flg etnas ofjyx Hermione fdq paow, trp azx plake.
Egsm tgpcvf slkpm fsifulh egre. Ha!
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| Happy Birthday to Us! |
[02 Apr 2004|01:52am] |
Well, I'm home, and I am alive. Those nurses... they really were trying to kill me. It's a pity, though. I was really looking forward to haunting you guys. Would've been fun. Great times. I wonder what it takes to become a poltergeist. I really should check into that before I die. Peeves may want to retire sometime, afterall... Ehchy Wayche, any books on the subject?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRED!!!
Thanks for all the presents, mates.
Angelina: Thanks.
Ginny: I'm not really sure what to think about the book you sent me, but thanks all the same. It'll make a nice door stop at the jokeshop, plus I can always beat Fred with it if he gets out of line.
The Banana : Thanks for the great cake! It was a nice surprise to get such a big cake in such a small box, though for future reference.. it would have been a lot better if you had been inside the cake...or the box, at least. Keep that in mind for next year.
Harry: Thanks for the beans. You sure are a creative one.
Ehch: FORGETTING SOMETHING??
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| Well, mates, I'm dead. I just thought you should be the first to know. |
[17 Mar 2004|12:36am] |
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George A. Weasley
1978-1997
George A. Weasley, 18, of Hogsmeade, passed away March 16, 1997 at St. Mungos after a brief period of intense boredom and starvation.
Mr. Weasley was born April 1, 1978, at Buckingham Palace, to Arthur and Molly Weasley.
Before outgrowing full time education in 1996, Mr. Weasley attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he was the star Beater on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team. Despite being unfairly penalized his final year as Beater, he lead the team to multiple victories (with the help of the team's seeker, the lesser known Harry Potter).
George and his twin brother Fred owned Weasley's Wizard Wheeses, a joke shop in Diagon Alley. The twins invented many of the jokes in their shop, including their Wildfire Whiz-bangs, Skiving Snackboxes, Canary Creams, and Extendible Ears.
Mr. Weasley was best known for his good looks, witty remarks, and brilliant pranks. He enjoyed playing strip exploding snap with his girlfriend, nicking food from the Hogwarts kitchens, and setting things on fire. He was an avid practical joke enthusiast.
He is survived by his parents, brother, sisters, and girlfriend: Arthur and Molly Weasley; Fred Weasley and Ronald Weasley; Ginny Weasley; Hermione Granger; and Hannah Abbott. He is of no relation to those other redheads with the same last name.
An open house reception for friends and family will be held from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday at the Carranor Hunt and Polo Club in London. Services, which will be officiated by Peeves the Poltergeist, will be conducted at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday on the 7th floor of Hogwarts. Please bring a bottle of butterbeer.
The family suggests tributes be to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes or George Weasley himself. All monetary and edible donations will be accepted.
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